My Story

I'm going to jail... for a good cause! 

On Friday, 29th May, I'll be heading straight to jail, all in support of Zoe's Place Baby Hospice.

The crime you ask... 

Wanted For: Office littering & communication crimes

I stand charged with leaving a trail of rubbish in my wake. I'm also supposedly known for sending some of the bluntest messages on record, often just one word...followed by "LOL". There's been further speculation around my team which they say contains so much honey it qualifies as a dessert. Honey in tea isn't a crime, is it?! 

They've put a warning out to the public that I may litter, reply or overuse "LOL" with zero context and sweeten beverages beyond recognition. 

To be released, I need to raise at least £1,000 in "bail money", which will go directly to helping Zoe's Place provide vital care. 

Your donation won't just set me free (hopefully), it will make a huge difference to little lives that need it most. 

Zoe's Place provides respite, palliative and end-of-life care to babies and children, living with life-limiting or life-threatening conditions. 

Compassionate care is at the heart of their philosophy and this will be provided to all who access the facilities irrespective of religious beliefs, colour, race, culture or gender. There is no cost to the families for this service.

Join me as we rally behind Zoe's Place Baby Hospice with a goal of £1,000 toward their amazing work. Your contribution no matter how small makes a huge difference, every penny counts! For every £48 raised, we can sponsor one hour of care.

Thank you very much for your support!